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Male (36) looking for Female El Paso, Texas, United States

The cool Russian (The only one in El Paso)
I love terrible 80's movies and smart women, Actually if you are a nerd with some meat on your bones please feel free to contact.
I have a bulldog named sprinkles so if you're not an animal person, make like a tree and go F*CK yourself.

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Farmer Preferences

Has worked on a farm forNever
Type of cropsNone.
Type of animalsEnglish Bulldog

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageRussian
BuildMuscular
Height183 cm
Eye ColorGrey
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureChest
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyConstruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleSalesman

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsMr. Pickles and College Football.
Favorite movies typesAction, Romance, Family, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesAnything with Tom Hardy or Chris Pratt
Favorite artistsEverything.
Reading selectionI don't like reading
Favorite booksLove reading, please inquire.
Idea of funRandomness.

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Jock
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeTrying new things
Always wanted to tryGoing to the circus and fighting the Bears.

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionCatholic
Attend religious servicesOnce a month
Goal in lifeTo be happy.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerSense of humor and butt.
On the first dateRandom, completely spontaneous planning .